Monday’s up at Sunday’s playin Contra on the NES
To practice takin pennies from the penniless
Wednesday’s buying bennies off of Benny’s Jets
Freedom Fighter gunnin at guerrillas under sunny skies
Friday’s gotta kill a couple jungle spies
Reckless ‘cause he knows he’s got a hundred guys
Livin on the sofa in Pierre, South Dakota
Ooh, Coup de grace, Coups d’etat
Ooh, Tour de force, Tour de France
Tuesday used to always pack a silver Colt .45
Spin it on her finger like Sporty Spice
Sure could kill a lot of Indians for her size
Saturday is galloping across a page of Lou L’Amour
Learns to splatter blood across the saloon doors
He’s good but he’ll never beat Tuesday’s score
Livin on the sofa in Pierre, South Dakota
Monday’s child got malaria
And at little Fort Laramie
Tuesday broke her own treaty
Wednesday’s child picked holes in his arms
But Thursday’s equipped
With a first aid kit
Friday’s child became a columbine flower
Saturday got hammered
Sunday’s a disaster