My Little Danish Friend

by Krylls

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1.
Pierre, SD 03:20
Monday’s up at Sunday’s playin Contra on the NES To practice takin pennies from the penniless Wednesday’s buying bennies off of Benny’s Jets Freedom Fighter gunnin at guerrillas under sunny skies Friday’s gotta kill a couple jungle spies Reckless ‘cause he knows he’s got a hundred guys Livin on the sofa in Pierre, South Dakota Ooh, Coup de grace, Coups d’etat Ooh, Tour de force, Tour de France Tuesday used to always pack a silver Colt .45 Spin it on her finger like Sporty Spice Sure could kill a lot of Indians for her size Saturday is galloping across a page of Lou L’Amour Learns to splatter blood across the saloon doors He’s good but he’ll never beat Tuesday’s score Livin on the sofa in Pierre, South Dakota Monday’s child got malaria And at little Fort Laramie Tuesday broke her own treaty Wednesday’s child picked holes in his arms But Thursday’s equipped With a first aid kit Friday’s child became a columbine flower Saturday got hammered Sunday’s a disaster
2.
You got wheels when you want ‘em You got friends when you need ‘em You get fucked when you want love You get love when you want some Do you want some? Mustangs and madras Mustaches and badges We’re all white trash We all light matches It scratches, it catches And we fall like ashes Do you want some?
3.
i play geetara i'm che guevara i blast sandanista soy anarchista ANARCHY!!! you're just a little boy with your rah rah rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah i'm just a mean old man but i got this hahahahahaha in my hand broken down and built back up a boot licking revolutionary chump yeah i'm just a mean old man but i got this hahahahahaha in my hand haha you know i'm a changed man revolution was a keg stand you know che looks down from heaven and he wishes he had all these guilty pleasures everything is all so messy everybody's got to compromise why does that mean old man keep trying to cut me down to size ANARCHY!!! you're just a little boy with your rah rah rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah i'm just a mean old man but i got this hahahahahaha in my hand broken down and built back up a boot licking revolutionary chump yeah i'm just a mean old man but i got this hahahahahaha in my hand you're just a little boy with your rah rah rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah i'm just a mean old man but i got this hahahahahaha in my hand a broken down and built back up boot licking revolutionary chump yeah i'm just a mean old man but i got this hahahahahaha in my hand
4.
Pompom Pussy 02:53
Ba da da da, about a bumble bee Ground down under my fist Ground down, you know you won't be missed You made my shit-shit list Ba da da da, about a bumble bee In my monkey dreams I'm jesus christ and mr. clean So stately and serene Ba da da da, about a bumble bee Scratch 'em off from the top of the list Scratch 'em off with my chicken fist You made my shit-shit list Ba da da da, about a bumble bee Take a mortar and pestle and make a gritty paste It's black and it's yellow with a bitter taste For all your crackers and pretzels all your cookies and cakes It's about a bumble bee
5.
Antonym 04:17
It's automatic: pull the lever once again. It's democratic, and also republican. It's automatic: pull the lever again. Small-d democratic, lowercase republican. As goat follows goat up to the hooded bloke's stump, So vote follows vote off the buffalo jump. And the chosen bull sleeps with the matador And the sheep kiss the creeps in their own abattoir Fuck your republic, with its rah-rah-rah battle hymns, I want an olympic god throwing thunderbolt javelins I'll vote against the vote and I'll rant for the antonym Let's go Fascist! Monarch! or Monotheistic! If our queen is charitable, she'll give cake to each of her subjects. And even if she isn't kind, I don't think that I'll mind. Which is worse: oppression or mass suicide? Fuck your republic, with its rah-rah-rah battle hymns, I want an olympic god throwing thunderbolt javelins I'll vote against the vote and I'll rant for the antonym Let's go Fascist! Monarch! or Monotheistic!
6.
Of Cool 01:52
Why did you tell me I was dying if you knew it wasn’t science? Forever and ever, 33 revolutions measured to the center. Sooner, never. Round, round, round. Why don’t you turn it over? Why don’t you turn it up? Why did you turn it down? Why did you turn it out? Get better and better, collector of cool records, signed letters, cap feathers.
7.
Suckerpunch 02:26
that lily livered suckerpunch done lifted my weight head spinning round til i hit the concrate hands going up as the legs came down blood spilling out as the snake unwound contact made in the black of an eye deathwish motherfucker wanting me to die slipshod footing trouble braking in the wake looking round for a sucker with bones to brake shit kicking monkey boys receeding to a crack turn off the lights really tripping to the black smoke stone phillies turning gray with ash it all comes down to who gets the last laugh now i stand and deliver to the whisper of the crowd but they'll never understand cos understanding ain't allowed but they always come here looking though the answers in their hands so i look 'em in the eye and deliver my demands state my intentions as the tension gets a grip and i feel myself sliding like the sweat above my lip i nod and move slowly as the push becomes a shove while i look to other people and pray to god above kneelin' in the darkness with my elbows on the bed my hand caresses the necklace and its figure made of lead i mouth the words slowly to the verses in my head and state my acquiescence to a savior that is dead
8.
Scratch 04:18
Drunk as hell or it’s just amnesia It’s your ticket to ride, it’s your ticket to leisure Rock, paper, suicide: that’ll fix it forever When you scratch out your pride Disappointment is pleasure Residue of hope’s veils Under my fingernails It only takes a nickel to scratch out a mil I want to stomp the cement and start an earthquake The more that I spend the more that I make All the world is a dungeon All roulette is Russian All that could’ve been wasn’t Ha, ha, ha I gotta get this out Scratch Scratch out my eyes Don’t let your guard down and let the demons in

about

The first Krylls album recorded in a 'real studio', My Little Danish Friend brought us together with Don Fury at the now defunct Cyclone Sound in the waning days of Coney Island aka Spring 2007. Orginally conceived as running longer than the 8 songs and 28 minutes that it clocks in at, the album was cut short when Sean's amplifier went up in flames ( literally ) during recording. My Little Danish Friend languished in purgatory for quite some time. Originally, band inertia kept the album under wraps, but eventually money became an issue as well. Still, who wants to be bored with talk of money, lets talk music: being the whores for the big drum sound that we are, re-recording several songs off of Krylls was a no brainer... Don Fury didn't disappoint - listen to those fills in Pompom Pussy. Damn. That is tasty.

The album is freely available for download, we just ask that you pay what you can afford for the album. Your money will go to paying for equipment, rehearsal time, gas money and all the other luxuries our DIY lifestyle affords us.

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released February 14, 2009

Recorded By Don Fury.

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